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This is to contact me.

Before you email me, make sure:

  • You don’t call me “the business owner.” Of course I’m the owner. My name is all over the site.
  • You’re not trying to sell me better Google rankings by saying my rankings are shitty (even though you didn’t look).
  • You’re not trying to sell me penis enlargement pills or viagra (even though you didn’t look).
  • You’re not trying to sell me a new website. I like this one. I’ll pass.

If you have something legit to email me about I’ll get back to you quickly, happily, and in a very friendly manner. Like, very chipper and stuff.

If you’re serious, surely call us HERE.

Stanks.