Contact

This is to contact me.

Before you email me, make sure you:

  • Don’t call me “the business owner.” Of course I’m the owner. My name is all over the site.
  • Are not selling me better Google rankings by saying my rankings suck (even though you didn’t look).
  • Are not trying to sell me a new website. I like my shitty one.

If you have something legit, I’ll get back to you in a, like, very friendly, like, chipper manner.

If you’re serious, surely call us HERE.

Stanks.